The Leaning Tower
Attention gentlemen:
There is nothing wrong with a little lean to the side. Most women won't care.
But when your tower is bent or too curved, women really begin to evaluate whether the sex is worth it.
There is nothing worse than giving a Curver the benefit of the doubt, only to end up having bad sex. No woman wants to stretch her lady parts out for bad sex.
Just a memo...
Oh, BTW, now you can
posted by SimplEnigma @ 12:17 AM
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7 Comments:
Thanks? I'm not sure what else to say to that.
Should we have a consultation session to discuss prior to sex?
Should I come to the table with a diagram with measurements and dimensions?
Please advise.
Well, would you buy an expensive pair of shoes without trying 'em on? Prolly not, so you can't expect a young lady to do the same. At least now you know.
You gotta let her preview the merchandise first, dearie. Get a peek...ain't nuthin wrong with a hot makeout session that only goes to 3rd base (or is it 2nd?).
There once was a young lady who alas didn't preview the merchandise first. Dude's tower was practically a horseshoe.
According to her, her lady parts never recovered. She bemoans her lack of preview everyday. She told me her tale so I can use my blog as a cautionary tale to other women so her hoo-ha didn't suffer in vain.
There must be some way to take out some of the bend. But if you're the proud owner of a horseshoe, you might wanna brush up on your, erm, other pleasure givers.
LOL!Curver? Horseshoe? WOW!
You've been gone even longer than I have. Happy Straighter Year SE:)
Ahh I had this issue, but really its biology and not their fault...
Didnt get a chance to see if it made a difference?
@KK: You laugh like someone's who's got his stuff straight. :)
@CP: I think there's a way to straighten it out...y'know like how when you're born extremely bowlegged and they break your legs and reset 'em? It's tragic, really...almost like having a penis that's too big.
*whistles in the corner*
giggling @ owen
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