What I Learned On My Summer Vacation
So I was back before. Then I left. Now I'm back again. Here's what I learned on my summer vacation:
1) I have a lot of cyber stalkers. I'd really like to believe that it's my wit and charm and funny perspectives on relationships that keeps yawl coming back. But there's 1% of you who I believe genuinely don't have lives. LOL.
2) If your (female) friend's boyfriend/husband is gay, don't tell her.
3) Some women say that they don't want to get married...until someone proposes. I genuinely mean it...and I have 1.5 proposals under my belt to prove it.
4) Some things are better left..., erm....Anonymous.
5) Most Jamaican men who say they don't give oral are lying. They may suck at it (no pun intended), but they do it.
6) Married couples can be annoying. They tell each other everything...including your business.
7) There are a lot of gorgeous men in New York with breath that smells like sweaty gym socks.
8) Women who are willing to work a long day, come home tired and worn out, and still put a pot on the fire to feed a man who has two functioning hands (AND was home before her) do exist...they are in their 70s.
9) Men with smaller, erm, organs work harder at oral. They have more to prove.
10) Once a turtle, always a turtle...one cannot modify their genetic predispositions...
What did you learn this summer?
posted by SimplEnigma @ 10:38 AM
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9 Comments:
that was a lot of oral commentary for the early afternoon.
This summer I learnt, you can't change an old horse.
missed you....
thought we would hear of the summer thrill...
well this summer i learnt that life is NEVER that serious!
LOL @ CP. You can't change an old horse, but boy don't they give the best rides...
Ms. Drama: patience m'dear. Each of these lessons is a story in itself.
Good to see you back at it, SE.
What I learned this summer...
Being right isn't always a good thing.
I learned some other things as well, but this is your storytime...LOL and I don't want to add to the circus.
Hope all is well, chica.
I learned that I might possibly be one of those stalkers you are referring to. :S
Glad to see you're back. You obviously had quite the summer. Always wondered about Jamaican men and oral though. Thanx for shedding light on that.
*goes back to lurking and waiting for those "lessons" to turn into blog posts*
well well well...look who's back
a caah me u a call stalker hmph
yep all dem jcan men a liars...aaaallll a dem lol, sounds like your summer was filled with lots of oral tho lol
this summer i learned that i am afterall....fertile....
waiting on the story behind number 3 :D
this summer, i learned to let certain things go.
I think you're right on #5
stop talkin' 'bout me and my husband!!!
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