Mr. Bigs
I've been swerving with this guy for the past few months, and I have a very big (literally!) problem: he's so big that I don't enjoy sex with him. I never thought it would be possible that I'd be in a situation where a guy was "too big" but that's where I am right now.
I'm about to call it off with this guy, but my girls think I'm crazy. They say I just need to get adjusted. Do you think so?
I used to be one of those women who thought size didn't matter...until the day I saw a small penis. I mean, it was really, really small. And it was erect. The worst part was that it was attached to a gorgeous man. I didn't know whether to cry or laugh. It was then I realized two things: 1) God has a sense of humor, and 2) God takes care of fools and babies (I, of course, am a member of the former group). How I extricated myself from that situation with no embarassment to him, and no suffering on my part is one of life's little mysteries.
That said, I can't agree with your girls on this one. They're behaving like a big penis is a novelty that should trump your enjoyment of sex. There are some women who like big ones; I'm not one of them...average works juuuuust fine, thank youverymuch. Being unable to sit comfortably the next day is not a cute feeling, and you shouldn't sacrifice your pleasure for a larger circumference. What good is having a dude who's well hung if you can't enjoy it? That's almost as dumb as the Pimp My Ride show where they put all kinds of equipment on a broke down car. Almost.
From the tone of your email, it doesn't sound like dude is your soulmate so it's time to move on and find yourself a nice, average man. LOL.
See guys? Bigger doesn't always mean better....
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posted by SimplEnigma @ 7:39 PM
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14 Comments:
I'm stumped .....
Hmm, after the ride is pimped, it ain't broke down anymore is it?
Just the same, some women say once a she gets the bigger ride, she will never wanna go back (I've been told eh).
She can't just give half the story like that and expect a well thought out answer!
Are you not enjoying sex because he's too big...or because he's not taking the time to let YOU get used to his size, so that you CAN enjoy it? Have you taken the time to discuss your discomfort with Mr. Big? Have you rocked the boat and changed positions?
Ladies, we can BIRTH babies, for God's sake! A considerate lover will take time with you....but if Mr. Big is just a "slam-bam-thank you ma'am" kinda fella...size isn't the problem...bedroom bully-ism is.
All this means nothing, of course, if dude is just one of those thrice blessed men that many of us pray for and then when we buck up on him....RUUNNNNNNNN! ROFL
Am I the only one who thinks her friend will be tryna get a spin?
Hey that's the best I could come up with on this one.
I agree with Search, i think its how they use it, rather than the size...big is good, if its a little slower....(well at first anyway)
Try again....
(The curved ones freak me out)
In Life there is balance.Too much or too little of anything cannot be good
i think jumbie is right about not going back. i dated a big guy for a few years, and since that ended, i haven't been satisfied w/anyone smaller than him...i'm seriously considering putting him back into the rotation - strictly for sex, lol
i also agree with search that part of the problem might be his technique. either talk to him about it or move on!
Jumbie says: "some women say once a she gets the bigger ride, she will never wanna go back..."
Maybe it's not a matter of WANTING to go back; maybe they can't - unless they do a few weeks of Kegel. LMAO. If you constantly stretching an elastic band, it may get close to it's original size, but it will never be the same...
@Search, he could have the technique of a skilled love god, I'm not interested...and it's a little disconcerting that you'd compare pushing OUT a baby to taking IN a big penis...I've pushed OUT some monster shites in my day, but I certainly don't want anything going IN, if you know what I mean...
LMAO @ Say Yeah: well, if her girls were trying to get a taste, they'd be convincing her to break up with him.
LOL @ "the curved ones...". CP, you are a trip.
I like pimp my ride.
And there is such a thing as a too-big penis.
"Size isn't everything"
Yup. And "5 minutes is all you really need".
If us men could get you women to believe these simple little things life would be so much easier (and I would stop getting junk mail trying to sell me a penis enlarger).
LOL @ fiyah...I get those emails too...
@GC: tell dem again. Needing Kegel without having kids is NOT cute...
Yeah...you can have babies..how come you can't manage elephant man?
If they make Absorbing An Oversized Penis a pre-requisite for a passport or other government-issued document, then maybe I'd consider it...until then, average is more than enough.
Size does matter! If you have seen a really small dick then you know what I am talking about. Think of a sharpee (highlighter)Mi nah tell nuh lie!
Too big is toooooo fat.
Men who are over weight or FAT are not able to manange their body weight as well.
They do not have a strong enough core (lower back and stomach muscles) they can seldom thrust as well and as result can not manouvere well enough inside of you to really explore all the nooks and crannies.
In addition the extra weight makes them work harder. As a result they drip sweat. Also their stamina is not as good.
When I am on top mi nuh waan push up nobaddy belly and wen dem a gimme a back shot have dat shit resting on my ass.
This does not mean de sex ain't good. But for me I have has the pleasure of fit strong men that have the strength to get me where we need to be....
Soooooo I'm with ole girl. I don't do fat boys and small dicks and I avoid huge ones like the plague.
Got caught with a big one recently...still shuddering!
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