Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Spanish Town Handcuffs

In Jamaica, they had a saying "tough like Spanish Town handcuffs", which was used to describe a muscular woman. I dunno why Spanish Town handcuffs were deemed to be tougher than anything else, but I do know that the term was never used positively. LOL.

When I was trying out for the FDNY, my stomach was relatively close to this. Then I didn't get in, and I cut down my gym time from 5 days to 4 days/week.

I miss my washboards and my butt that could bounce a quarter (yes, I tried), but I do like my new C-cups that have bloomed now that I'm not lifting weights anymore.

Hmm, go back for the washboards or keep the breasts?


Ah, decisions, decisions...

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13 Comments:

At October 10, 2007 2:04 AM, Blogger Jhaldir said...

I don't think a washboard stomach is necessary on a woman. I think I prefer it just flat. I am not huge on breasts either though... I am a legs man. So how dih legs looking SE?

So you workout 4 days a week? I have started doing that myself... but only to compliment my soccer in the evenings. I was doing so much cardio I started to lose weight and needed to increase my muscle mass just to stay above 175lbs.

We should exchange workout tips.

 
At October 10, 2007 7:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hate you :rolleyes: I have the dreaded women's pooch that won't go away (but then again, I won't give up my daily dose of ice cream or my venti caramel macchiatto's)

But as for what you want to do...what are you most comfortable with? Although at times I don't appreciate the girls, I hate to see them shrink when I lose weight.

 
At October 10, 2007 11:02 AM, Blogger SimplEnigma said...

@ Fiyah: if I didn't know u, I'd take that "workout tips" comment in a whooooole 'nother direction. LOL.

Self praise is no recommendation but the legs are my secret weapon. I don't show 'em often, but when I do...hehe.

@Search, ever since I was a little girl I've dreamed of having a womanly shape, complete with curves, breasts and ass. I've resigned myslef to the fact that I'll prolly be shaped like a prepubescent boy for the rest of my life...unless I get pregnant. The breasts are nice...but so is looking in the mirror and seeing muscles on my stomach. *sigh*

 
At October 10, 2007 11:16 AM, Blogger Jhaldir said...

@SE: For the fun of it... just pretend you don't know me :P

If the legs look anything like I remember them looking then you have quite the WMDs there. You don't need the (bigger) breasts.

 
At October 10, 2007 4:15 PM, Blogger Crankyputz said...

im not into washboard, just flat..

can't u have both??

 
At October 10, 2007 8:39 PM, Blogger Adrian said...

slim.. c-cups.. sound like my type of girl. Move to Jamaica and you can be I'll change noodle's name to bread and you can be the new noodle.

 
At October 10, 2007 9:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am glad that you brought this topic to light. As one of the fellas, I can honestly say that I have a complex against women who are like the one in that picture or the ones that you see on body builder channels on TV. Call me a male shov...I don't care. There is just something about a woman with a little more curves than not that just does the right thing to me. hehe...There is nothing wrong with being in great shape regardless of gender, but "too much of a good thing" is certainly applicable to me in this situation.

 
At October 11, 2007 2:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am still living her ein JA and i have never heard that phrase about tougher than a Spanish Town handcuff??????
Day dreaming about the day my stomach will be flat....
Keep the breast, but only after you are sure you cant have them both!

 
At October 11, 2007 4:07 PM, Blogger SimplEnigma said...

Marangand, you have never heard the phrase "Yuh tuff like Spanish Town han'cuff"?? Hmm, I thought that was a classic like "tief like Miss Thomas Puss" or "hot like 9 day love" or "lie like when time horse a gallop inna Caymanas Park" (I don't understand the reference in this one).

And alas, I can't have both. The flattening of one inadvertently results in the flattening of the other and vice versa.

 
At October 11, 2007 5:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

what email address do i mail questions or comments to?

I have many dating dilemmas.

 
At October 12, 2007 1:59 PM, Blogger Dee said...

listen to fiyah
I prefer it just flat.
not easy at all.

If I go to the gym 5 days a week I'll look like that too?

Maybe I will just try it this winter.

 
At October 19, 2007 6:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

KEEP THE FUN BAGS!!!

DASH WEH DI MAN-BELLY

 
At October 23, 2007 1:50 PM, Blogger IrieDiva said...

and u go on to list other sayings i aint never heard of and i still live here...wat part of mocho did u say u were from? :P

and im with search i hate you too...bout flat belly struups

*badmind very active*

 

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