Monday, September 24, 2007

Manswers

I think I've found my new favorite show: Manswers. It airs on Spike TV (I know, I'm turning into a dude right in front of your collective eyes) and it's HILARIOUS!

The show gives thoroughly-researched answers to guys' most burning but "socially unacceptable" questions--but with a humorous spin.

Some of the questions that have already been answered:

Who's better in bed: party girl, gymnastics girl or smart girl? (It's smart girl, in case you were wondering.) *pops collar*

Which animal is most like having sex with a woman? Although dogs and horses were cited as the top animals that men preferred to have sex with, the correct answer is actually the dugong which has genitals that are pretty similar to the female genitalia. That's where the whole mermaid myth came from. I'll spare you the gory details...Don't try this at home, guys!

How much would a dude have to drink in order to die? This one I'm almost sure was submitted by a white dude. LOL. It's about 18 beers or a BAC of 4.0.

And my favorite: What can you do to stop your girlfriend from being so bitchy? The answer: have sex with her without a condom. Apparently semen contains pleasure hormones so a bareback quickie is like giving her a pleasure shot...I also don't recommend you try this at home. A couple hours of bitchiness vs. nine months?? Just wait it out man.

This show was made for me...LOL

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9 Comments:

At September 24, 2007 10:38 AM, Blogger Crankyputz said...

im still stuck on the animal sex thing...ewww...seriously..

k, now i have to go tune in to watch this show....

 
At September 24, 2007 11:38 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

classic!! So when is it on? Tell us so we can share the pleasure

 
At September 24, 2007 1:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you guys are all "sic" and every other woman who comes after this ....applauding eeewwww but seriously ...tho ..smart girl ...mmmmm need to go test that theory never been with a smarty before .... ;)

 
At September 25, 2007 11:16 AM, Blogger Kara - Jamaican Woman said...

Being a CSI freak, i was bombarded with ads for this show and had every intention of watching....unfortunately i missed it...but i won't make that happen again...lol

 
At September 25, 2007 1:51 PM, Blogger Adrian said...

men have sex with dogs and horses?

the show sounds interesting, when does it come on? i'll have to try and catch it.

 
At September 25, 2007 11:48 PM, Blogger SimplEnigma said...

Yall are a buncha non-Googling readers. KG & Adrian, you mean to tell me you can't Google or turn to Spike to see when it's on? LOL.

Here's the link: http://www.ifilm.com/show/22792

There are even a couple of clips for you to watch.

@Kara, I love CSI too...:)

Hmm apparently nearly 40% of adolescent teens in rural areas has had sexual contact with a farm animal. Good thing I stopped eating meat. LMAO.

 
At September 29, 2007 12:49 PM, Blogger QueenBea said...

Deb are you kidding me with that stat!? Puhleeeeeeez say you're joking...

 
At September 29, 2007 5:14 PM, Blogger Jameil said...

i LOOOOOOOOOVE just wait it out man. FOR REAL!! or stop giving her ammunition.

 
At October 23, 2007 2:27 PM, Blogger IrieDiva said...

all of bobby's exes would now like to clawt him over the head, if they didnt have reason to do so before

 

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