A Tale of Two Vaginas
So the other day I was watching the Tyra show (please don't judge me) and the show was about women with two vaginas. Apparently it's more common than we think.
At first I thought of all the great things I could do with two vaginas. I could use one and keep the other inactive so I'd always be a virgin; I could alternate them so my boyfriend would feel like he was having sex with a different woman each time; or I could stimulate both g-spots at the same time and have an earth-shattering orgasm. On second thought, that last one would probably kill me, so maybe not.
Then the women really delved into what having two vaginas actually meant and I wasn't so thrilled. Each of them only had one g-spot. Most of them got two periods (one woman even got periods at different times so she was on the rag 3 weeks out of every month!). One woman who had two uteruses got pregnant in both at the same time, and another had double the pain when she was having sex. Egads.
Seems like the only person who'd benefit from a woman having two vaginas is her man or the porn industry. Shocker.
I wonder if there are any dudes with two penises out there...hmmm...
posted by SimplEnigma @ 12:55 AM
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I saw the show too...so we are in the same boat of judgement.
Yeah the novelty wore off once the details came through.....but that would be a great line on a first date...so i got two vagina's, what you got???
LMAO. Yeah, that'd be a great line for a first date.
pray tell, what would you do with 2 penises? :( ughhh, never mind...I just got a visual of how that might play out in my world *runs screaming out of the blog room*
Two penises? Well... I know there's been times I coulda used another one.
LMAO @ Search. Cos you KNOW I was just about to tell you.
@KK: Unless the other one's on your face, it's pretty much worthless (I mapped the possibilities of the double penis this weekend).
wow, this is grooooossss
OMGaaaaaaahhhhhhhh that first date one-liner is high-larious
i somehow knew the other story would have been better but 2 penises would mean certain death for anybody in the shooting range
It's sad that someone could not realize that she had two vaginas until she was 24yrs old! "I'd never really examined myself down there before," she says. It's part of your body just like your breast exams you should go down there with a mirror from time to time and have a look. It's amazing the number of women who don't know what their vaginas even look like. I guess this illustrates that point.
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