The Undateables, Part 2
Remember my post about The Undateables? Well, not much has changed since then. LOL. Still not living up to my single, dating potential and the groove in the couch is much bigger. My nephew accidentally sat in it and hurt his balls the other day...Ah well. He's young and spry, he'll bounce back.
So anyway, I was chatting with a new friend the other day, and she mentioned that she'd had her own little list of "undateables". Some of them I never even thought of before. Here's her list:
Cannot be freshly (minimum: three lunar cycles) out of a relationship. I'm dying at the "lunar cycles". I know dudes who've been out of a relationship for years, and still can't get over the girl. Look at First Love; he's obviously still in love with me. LOL I couldn't resist.
Must have a fully functional cell phone. Really? There are people in the states without cell phones? Egads.
Cannot live with their momma (no older female relatives) in the United States. Hmm, I dunno. If he lives with his momma in his house, that's different than living with his momma in her house.
Must have a hobby or passion. Be careful with this one. What if he says his hobby is hanging out, or partying every weekend or (God forbid!) playing video games? Good grief.
He needs to respect your values. 'Nuff said.
Cannot have a child under two. Well, yawl know how I feel bout the chillun, so I'm gonna keep quiet on this one. LOL. But if I did get along with the kids, I'd actually prefer them to be young. Better when they can't talk. Hehe.
Can not be in an "open" relationship. Are women still falling for that garbage?
No "-aholics" or addictions. An addiction technically could be a passion. What if he's passionate about drugs?
No new transplants. Not quite sure what this one means...but that's why it's not my list. LOL.
Must live in the tri-state area. Tri-state? Shoot, even the Bronx is too far. I can't be traipsing all over the city. Sorry.
Who are your undateables?
posted by SimplEnigma @ 11:50 PM
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9 Comments:
video games? whats wrong with video games? So I like to spend hours and hours doing nothing but pushing buttons - its foreplay!
dead @ What if he's passionate about drugs?
i don't get w/the video games either. we're def. on one accord on children under 2. no way. your baby mama still thinks there are possibilities w/you. i know enough of them. i always end up dating these far away dudes. what's up with someone 15 mins away from work? that way it's not too close to my house if it doesn't work out. ah life. crazy crazy life.
Can't spend hours 'schooling' me on some subject I'm clearly knowledgable about without letting me get a word or question in edgewise, and can't ask me ridiculous and offensive questions about my homeland ("do you speak english?", "is it true that the indigenous people will eat you if you get lost out in the wild?")
No, I'm not making that last one up..
they all play video games these days...
Can't tell me what to wear/read/like
I think the transplants might mean new to the area?
and as for the cell phones--see prepaid cell phones make life easy for the owner, hard for those who want to call him--you need those unlimited nights and weekends for up-all-night convos
I just put up a list of the undateables.....
controlling guys...story to come. the nerve of that dude...struups
cannot be a scrub, always expecting me to pay the bill we either go dutch or part ways.
Off to put up my list of undateables
In addition to the posted criteria, I won't date anyone in a very public position. No pun intended.
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