The Sniff Test
The other day someone mentioned the practice of "sniff testing". I had the misfortune to request a further explanation, and boy did I get one. "Kentroy's" penchant for storytelling is the only thing funny about this story. Good grief.
Kentroy's story:
I met someone named Lisa at the Quonset; said she had eyed me at The Ritz, but she was of the opinion that i was conceited (i guess because i kinda keep my distance in the club and...anyway)I dunno, but somehow this sniff test has me slightly uncomfortable. Y'know that "I-know-it-couldn't-possibly-be-me-but-what-if" kinda feeling? Yeah, that one. I betchya that chick named Lisa didn't think she had an odor. Good grief.
Sooooo...! 2 days later she's on my couch under a blanket -- mind you, i needed no spirits, no luther vandross, no sanchez d. *pops collar on v-neck sweater*
And i LIFT THE BLANKET to smooth out the wrinkles, and WHOOOOOOOSH
not WOOOOOOOOOOOsaaaaaa
but WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
Something...crawled through my mustache hairs and rooted itself in my nostrils. "Egads," I said! "Prithee, what is this...stench that fouleth mine nostrils?"
"Maybe it's her feet," i said to myself -- she STILL HAD ON A DRESS AND HER UNDIES at that point. couldn't have been tart cooter.
Sooooo you know how we men did in our early 20s...start around under your breasts....make our way to your tummy...then your navel...then play around with the panty waistline...then sneaaakily stealth our hand into the pums
With that WHOOOOOOOOSH in mind, i felt that it was imperative that i use the Dip N' Sniff © technique where you DIP your finger -- preferably the middle; pinkie is not recommended -- into the pums, and SNIFF it SURREPTITIOUSLY. Most act as if they're rubbing their nose, or smoothing out their eyebrows and sniff while their finger is close enough.
Well i had successfully DIPPED my finger, so was working on SNIFFING but...SHE CAUGHT ME! and said "don't be trying to sniff your finger!"
[Once when I went to a club] I was dancing with someone and put my hand on her hip. She grabbed it and put it on her...pussy. I thought .oO(Hmmm!) So i put it right on her belly with my finger kinda in her panty line (she had on shorts). She took my hand, pulled her panty line out far enough to fit my hand, and put it down her panties...fingling ensued
and it was Dip N' Sniff © approved
What do you think about this whole sniff test thingumajiggy?
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posted by SimplEnigma @ 12:51 AM
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6 Comments:
but really...where do you get these pictures lol
i dunno where she gets those pics, lol, but y do i get the feeling she is calling "kentroy" a dog?
You two are supposed to be responding about the sniff test, not the pictures, dammit. LOL.
I get them from the web...Google and Flickr should be your best friends. Hehe.
The good ol' dipNsniff is basically all you have when one is confronted with doubt in your date's nanny scent. What I want to know is what happened when she caught him? Did he say, "Well can you explain what this smell is?" and put the dipping finger in her face. Or did he get shooked and just act as if he wasn't going to smell his finger. Me? When all else fails, it's really good to be a parent because the extreme emergency 'out' is your daughter/son. I would've somehow sent a fake call or text to myself and said I had an emergency with my daughter, kindly say my goodbyes or quickly drive her ass home then do a donut in the street and speed to the closest homeys house and have a good laugh!! Sounds cruel but women do stuff like this too... just in a different context. :-D
Pimpalicious...if yuh find a chick who's dippin' and sniffin' a dude...let me know. LOL.
Thankfully I've never had anyone "suddenly have an important engagement" after being down there, so I'm good to go. So much for that honesty thing, huh? LOL
OMG this is too funny!
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