My Baloney Has A First Name...

Penis. Schlong. Wiener. Dick. Cock. Man Meat. Peter. Tallywhacker. Tool. Beef. Buddy. I'm sure I could sit here and come up with a hundred more generic names, but what I didn't know was that some men actual have real names for their genitals.

I'm sure you're wondering what brought on this latest entry. (I assure you it was prompted by something; I don't actually sit in my apartment thinking of generic names for the male genitalia.) I was online the other day doing some research for another blog question when I happened into a chat room where they were discussing penis names.

One guy named his David, after he'd "conquered" a 325 lb. woman. Cute. Another named his after his mother, because like it's namesake, his penis "always steered him in the right direction". I dunno, I think that's kinda weird, but Freud would've had a field day with that one.

I'm not sure if this is a common thing. Can't recall any of the guys I've dated ever having a name for their penis, but then, I never thought to ask. LOL. I don't have a name for my vagina...and most of the women I know don't either. But if I did, I wonder what I'd call it? I dunno, but for some inexplicable reason I have Susan stuck in my head. Not a bad-ass Jamaican name like Michelle or Pat! Susan. I don't even like that name! LOL.

I've heard of naming cars, pets and even plants, but genitals? Who would've thunk it? Must be a guy thing.

Guys: what's your name for your genitals?

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