The Morning After and Other Random Questions
What's the protocol for breaking up with someone on their birthday over a nice dinner?
Are people - er, sorry, dudes - still breaking up with chicks a few weeks before their birthday just so they won't have to buy a gift? I thought that shit ended in high school.
What is the most convenient illness to fake that will get you out of going to the S.O.'s house for Christmas dinner, but isn't serious enough for the S.O. to stay home and take care of you? Maybe a bout of diarrhea?
Why is it there are so many Justin Bobbys, but never enough sweet-Aussie-guys? (This is a The Hills reference....yeah, I watch The Hills and I LOVE it. So what?)
Whaddya think?
posted by SimplEnigma @ 12:08 AM
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15 Comments:
hmm.. I wasn't feeling the aussie guy at all
not sure about the Aussie dude either....
And as many JBs as there in the world, there also the same amount of not quite so right fellas....
I watch the Hills too.. love it. best watched when half drunk :)
ah the treacherous times we are in: S.O's and the holidays.. so much potential for a total screw up. but fret not... a brand new year comes shortly. Time to do it all over again.
ps. the sex has made me stupid, cleared up my skin, cured my facebook addiction and caused writers block. so there!! :D
LOVE the hills!
I think men are men no matter what their nationality.
1. Say you made up with your ex, so please don't call me again....EVER.
2. Say (during the after dinner coffee) "I'm glad we got to spend time together this evening, and I hope you had a really great birthday dinner, but, there's something I need to tell you..."
3. Yeah, some dudes never grow up ROFL
4. Maybe a panic attack...or stick your finger down your throat, and blame it on the Christmas eve dinner at one of your friends'/family members' house.
5. I have no idea what you are talking about...if it's not Law & Order or CSI, I don't watch it. LOL
Hills is a new addiction for me - and I'm with spicy - best watched half-drunk!!
i too love the hills!
LMFAO @ Search. freakin hilarious
and I have never watched The Hills ..but I am a CSI fan (i even have the fake crime scene kit *ashamed*) and I must watch Law and Order.
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1. never give contact information no matter how cute. Take his.
2. Don't do it if you want to consider yourself classy. Ask them to walk with you in the park or something.
3. Yes. Because they are dudes. Hence, only dating men is recommendable.
4. Why are you dating this person if you don't want to spend time with them and their family?
5. eh?
wait aren't you suppose to be answering the question?
the hills is totally retarded, go background music pops up every now and again though
yea man i like the hills too...look when Justin Bobby choose to bathe and comb his hair, when Audrina end the some what of a relationship....i never thought she was gonna end it...but im proud of her.
its one of AB's favourite show, he had a little thing for Lauren... shhh..dont tell him i told u ;)
AB is Adrian
dunno which aussie dude that...i like me some broady tho, hope is him u talking :D
everything else i'm with GC
and why is adrian watching the hills? ROFL!
i just want brody.
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