The Sex Has Made Me Stupid

Remember the Seinfeld episode The Abstinence where George decides to abstain from sex and realizes that his abstinence has made him intelligent? I think I'm suffering the reverse.

For a few years the universe had conspired against me; I had a pretty low ASA (Annual Sexual Average). Now that I have regular - er, activity, it seems that my brain just doesn't know how to process these new and frequent sensations.

Over the past few months, the following statements have actually left my mouth:

"Where is North America?" with a map in front of me, and my finger was smack dab in the center of Texas on said map.

"I'm not going to Alexandria...I'm going to Egypt!" (long pause) "Where is Alexandria anyway? Oh."

"What's that guy's name again?" (Thinking hard) "The one from Microsoft!"

And these are the ones I'm not too ashamed to mention. Does sex really make your brain turn to mush, or am I being paranoid like the time I was sure I had the Ebola virus?

I swear, when I was abstaining, I was as sharp as whip. It's all downhill from here.