No Laughing Matter
Then she smiled and my whole perspective changed. Her mouth was a cornucopia of rotten teeth. I was baffled how a solid 7.5 dude could date a chick with rotten teeth. "Maybe they're not together," I reasoned, "they could be just friends." Then he kissed her. On the lips. With tongue. It was all I could do not to lose my lunch.
Sure, I laughed at my friend who was dating the dude with dentures. It was funny - especially since she didn't know it. But I think it's safe to say dentures trump rotten teeth any day. I can't even imagine how someone could kiss another person with bad teeth. It grosses me out to kiss a smoker! LOL. Can someone even have rotten teeth and fresh breath or is that an oxymoron?
This whole situation is really baffling to me. Does the Dater of Rotten Teeth not realize that their S.O. needs a dentist? Or do they just not care? If that's what it means to not be superficial, then I must be the most superficial shallow person on the face of the earth.
And Rotten Teeth, do they not notice over time that their teeth are turning brown and falling out? At what point is it ok to continue to spend money on clothes, going out and socializing and not do something about your horrible-ass mouth? Good grief.
I know my teeth aren't pearly white, but damn...
posted by SimplEnigma @ 3:05 PM
13 comments
13 Comments:
afte reading a few lines of your post, i thought gush SE, buff teeth not so bad, but when i read the rotten teeth part the only other thing i could say was "ewwww gross, thats just nasty"... really SE it is. im sorry i dont play around when it comes to health, good health is so important, if you are broke you sell your personal belongings to pay the bill.
but seriously, i guess you can call what they have Love.....or Gross.
i must say this shit is funny... or not ^o)
lmao!
Damn skippy bout them rotten teeth. That mess is not acceptable at any age. Ick ick ick!! To be honest though, as a perpetually single chick, stuff like that really makes me wonder. But as the old people say " every moldy bread have it's moldy cheese" A gilr just has to live with hope....
but DYAM!!!!
Now this is taking a ROTTEN joke too far ... no freaking way if your mouth that everyone can see stay so then how is the place that we all can't see, ... well except for brown "teeth muncher" ... SOUTH!!! UGH!!!
Uurgh! My best friend is a dentist and after living with her for 2 years, the first thing I notice about any man is his teeth - afterall, if he can't even manage to keep his mouth clean, let's not think about the rest of him!
hilarious!!! however, i got to thinking...maybe the solid 7.5 has perfectly straight, white on the outside, yet rotten on the inside teeth too (i.e. whitney houston circa early 1990s...National Anthem) or maybe, he suffers from the other deal breaker, BO!
Normally I would err on the side of "Eww Yuck"
Yet my poor pops teeth have gotten from bad to worse as he has gotten older, through no fault of his own (the man brushes five times a day!) and mum still loves and adores him, as do I, so....
perhaps there's more to the story that meets the eye...
You have me in freakin stitches. I finally get my laptop back, decide to browse through my addiction and you hit me with this. *wipes macaroni and cheese off the puter screen* I have to laugh because this blog imitates some of the very thoughts that go through my head when I see buffoonery like this on the train...BUT WHO AM I TO KNOCK LOVE...I'M STILL SINGLE
hilarious, freakin hilarious.
Grossly hilarious post, hehe.
maybe she has a loss of calcium due to . . .oh forget it. I was trying. I don't know. I can't bother. THere's no excuse. Maybe he's trying to help her.
@ CP, I'm sorry but you cannot compare an older person's situation - with a young person who isn't yet 25. Yes, our teeth go through changes as we age but
discoloration is completely different from rotten teeth.
Your teeth can change color from smoking, tea, coffee and certain other foods. Your teeth only rot from poor hygiene or if you have one of those degenerative diseases.
Older people and people who don't have access to healthcare get an automatic pass. But with all the technology available to us today in the USA, no person under 40 should have rotten teeth in America AND still be wearing brand name clothes.
Seven Jeans and rotten teeth...who ever heard of such a thing?
Onika, where have you been?
LOL @ GC
Love surpasses even rotten teeth!!!!!
I couldn't stop laughing after reading this
lawd....
never needed that, mi gone go brush ma teeth now
ew..
I know a guy that has a good job, dresses well, drives a luxury car, socializes alot - even had one of his women show up at the job acting a complete fool looking for him...but what I can't understand is how any woman can deal with him and his rotten teeth and stank ta death breath???? Just talking with him face to face causes my throat to instantly lock-up...
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