Five Simple Truths About Me (And Probably A Lot of Other Women)
2. The same rationale applies if you're corny. Not a geek or a nerd (we love those), just corny. Remember there's no cure for corny.
3. If you're over the age of 30 and still trying to pursue a rap career, you're probably not the guy for us.
4. Most of us are not crazy or bipolar. And we're usually not PMSing (so don't you dare suggest it!). If we go from happy to irritable and annoyed really quickly, you've likely done something to piss us off. We're waiting for you to figure it out.
5. We don't all wanna get married and have your big-headed children, so stop assuming that a woman over 30 is worrying about her biological clock.
That is all. Talk amongst yourselves.
posted by SimplEnigma @ 7:41 PM
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i just cant get down with #4 anymore. them head too tuff so im working on letting them know when im pissed off, its less aggravating than waiting on the f***s to figure it out
"No Cure For Corny." That should definitely be a t-shirt slogan.
Brilliant and "for true" post.
Great list....especially the happy to angry....
When I first read this post a few weeks ago, I highly doubted that I couldn't and wouldn't be able to date a corny guy. That was before I met "J" a week ago. He makes conservation from the weirdest topics, he censors the word "ass" in his texts (a**). A week after meeting him, he sends me texts that read "morning sugar" and one that just said "I love you".
Ok maybe he's just weird and not corny. Or maybe a little of both... but I agree with your point now!
figure what out? my kids will have big ears, so be prepared.
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