Decisions...Decisions...
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So I have this opportunity to have my blog read by a couple million people. Of course, as a writer, it's a great opportunity. But (there's always one), I'd have to give up my anonymity. So do I take fame and fortune and guarantee that I'll never date again? We already know dudes don't chicks with dating blogs. Hmm...
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At 12:45 a.m. Sunday morning, I got a text: "U awake?" I looked at the sender and debated whether I should respond. Everyone knows that the only thing open after 12 is a pair of legs. I decided I was going to ignore it...then I remember one of my friends telling me a story about a dude who left a message on her voicemail at that hour right before he killed himself. Damn.
I responded. I was out shaking my tail feathers. Was everything ok?
Twenty minutes go by...no response...
Hello? Is everything ok?
He was driving. I let it go...
At 3:15 a.m. I get another text: "Still out?"
I suck my teeth. "If something is wrong, please tell me." No response.
A day later, he says..."I was just thinking of making an impromptu trip to say hey."
Who takes an impromptu trip of 2+ hours to say hey? *sigh* I should have gone with my first mind.
This was First Love in case you were wondering...
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Speaking of decisions, I've decided not to say anything to my blog crush...
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Speaking of decisions, I've decided not to say anything to my blog crush...
posted by SimplEnigma @ 9:30 PM
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11 Comments:
I feel really sorry for his fiancee...
and uhmmm, get the read....fame/fortune can BUY dates ROFL. Seriously, though....this could be the launching pad for that BOOK (FOR WHICH I'M STILL AWAITING A NEXT INSTALLMENT)
...sorry, was I shouting? :p Be like Nike...and, you know the rest.
This is what you were looking for right? Not the attempted bootie call from your old faithful, but the chance to be published? Maybe switch it up a little and make it less personal? Eh? No?
Shut up. He's such a freakin' loser now. I can't believe his obvious ass. He soooo wants you to give him an out. Been there, but didn't go there. That's freakin' bullshite. His dumbass needs to grow the fuck up!
As for fortune and fame, do you really need to ask anyone? Just look at your day job and your lovely SOB boss and that should answer your question. I feel you're headed towards a "9 to 5" movie ending. For you young ass readers, that means she'll be kidnapping and torturing her boss.
The world is yours. If you's ugly, we'll see why you're anon. If you're gorgeous, it will make you so much more dynamic and complex. Take it. Do it. Don't look back.
SE may be coming "out". Sounds great. We've seen your hair,your legs, you from behind,you in a glass would you really want to keep us in suspense just to not achieve fame and fortune? Go for it girl!!
AS for you and first love I guess its now SE: 2 first love: 1. Interesting match
how se reach all of 2?
lol anyway gimme di money man gimme gimme gimme
LOL...so, yu answer just in case he was goin to kill u? Very good precautionary measure, that. Cracked me up...lawd...will remember that the next time I am ignoring my boyfriend and all other annoying texts...
"Seen her from behind?" Visions of Phyllis Yvon Stickney?
Rebounds are for basketball players. Been there, done that, did the sniff test.
Go public imo - increased feedback, viewers, exposure.
Booty call? Able to handle the potential ensuing emotional fallout? If so...shit, why not?
Signed,
-- You ain't got to go home, but...
Go for the millions of readers, after all carrie had enuf dates after writing her column...what that wasn't in real life? really???
actually pathmark is open 24 hours in my neighborhood
anybody texting me at that hour must know I'm grocery shopping
I say fuck dating. money and fame can buy you anything. wanty wanty.....
he needs to just call it off and stop torturing himself and unsuspecting/suspecting fiancee...lord have mercy man
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