The Joy of No Sex
"What do you mean 'abstinent'?" one friend will ask, as if the definition that has been taken from Latin and in existence for centuries, has just suddenly changed.
"A year?!?" this from another friend, who claims she's had trouble going longer than a month.
"You?!?" asks a third. I still haven't decided if I'm offended by this.
"But you're hot and funny and I know plenty of dudes that like you," this obviously from a dude. Apparently being hot and funny are more than enough for most dudes.
"Matter of fact, you don't even need to be funny," he adds as an afterthought, "And most of us will take lukewarm."
But truth is, there hasn't been that oomph, that passion...y'know, that spark. It's a dark day when you're out on a date with an attractive dude, and all that's running through your mind is, 'He has nice teeth' and not even in the dirty kinda way. LOL.
What's wrong with being young, hot, single and abstinent?
You write a dating blog, and everyone thinks you're a ho...*sigh*
posted by SimplEnigma @ 12:15 AM
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11 Comments:
What I can't believe is....you posted a blog! I almost had to check my RSS feed a second time.
Men can never believe that woman don't need it....oh yes fellas we can go forever if we have to.
However girl I hope you are not above pleasin yourself...
hot and funny and with ovaries
Imagine MY pain!!! Long distance relationship abstinence :thud:
Abstaining is a good way to REALLY get to know yourself, that's for damn sure....but after a while of going without, you truly just lose the drive...until the right person comes along, that is...and then, libido returns with a big BANG! (pun intended).
However comma...there is absolutely NOTHING wrong with being young, hot, single, and abstinent....it just means your focus is on more serious matters....
'cause really, *gasp* dare I say it....
sex isn't everything
LOL
I don't know... It may not be everything... but I sure would take sex over a lot of things I been getting lately.
a year?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
i forget everything else u sed after that! LOL
...because according to joe public, if you're hot, funny, and abstinent you're either: 1. between girlfriends, or 2. the stunt double from "i'm gonna get you sucka." Don't...make...me...hop...after...you!
who said something was wrong?
A year hunh, I can dig it. But er umm.. I think that is going to change like real soon.
@Say Yeah...sorry, it's been a whirlwhind.
CP: I once read a quote: "I love masturbation. It's sex with someone I love." LOL.
LOL @ Owen. Only you...*SMH*
Search, if we weren't both straight and you weren't in a relationship, I'd totally have the hots for you. LOL. You get it...I'm just not interested unless you can stimulate my mind first.
KK: It's worse when you give it up and then the next day you're like, "Damn, it really wasn't worth it." That's the worst feeling ever.
LMAO @ Pepper.
Kentroy, how are things? Long time no see.
GC: I think a lot of people have me pegged all wrong. Glad to know I'm breaking stereotypes.
Mr. Anon: You volunteering? Talk up! LOL.
it gets worse as the time goes on. Hit 2 years and people ask if you haven't gone insane just yet. How can you sit back and not enjoy in the joys of sex.
I ask them what they did before they had sex and most give blank stares.
I applaud you for your abstinence.
You can be funny, and hot and single and abstinent.. you're not breaking any rules. Just men's hearts and that's ok.
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