Random Wednesday Morning Musings

I saw a woman at the gym yesterday. She was wearing a sports bra and had so much armpit hair that you could see it even when her arms were at her sides. I wondered about the dude who was sleeping with her and her hairy armpits...

Later on this week, I will go on my first ever totally blind date. I mean, completely blind. I've never even seen a fuzzy picture of the dude. We'll see how it goes...

Cousin the Fatist wants me to sign up for match.com...Apparently, she hasn't heard enough of my dating horror stories. She's been pestering me to join. So I signed up under the username 1FootOffTheLedge. I figure if anyone contacts me with an alias like that, then he's worth a shot (or he's crazy and is planning to kill me)...

Speaking of online dating, aren't you supposed to turn your profile off if you're dating someone? How do you update your profile to say, "In a relationship"? That's gangsta. LMAO...

I am convinced that some people are just not good with hints. Such a pity, 'cos I can be a real bitch when I'm blunt and some unfortunate young man will learn that first hand at some point this week...

Why is it that when I tell people I have a thing for Asian men - well really Japanese and Koreans - they try to hook me up with their Chinese Jamaican or Trini Chinese or Italian Korean (yup, got one of those)?

I'm thinking of rendezvousing (is that a word?) with Mr. Jamaica at Tobago Jazz Fest...

What's on your mind today?